A cow is a domesticated animal and normally lives in farms but in India you will find cows everywhere - streets, national highways, government schools, playgrounds etc.
Indeed it is one the most privileged domestic animals in India. A cow has more representatives than victims of various crimes. Also, it has the luxury to ignore traffic signals or cause traffic jams and still get away from the clutches of the law.
The right-wing Hindu organisation - Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), had even made claims that the “Indian cows” are “crime fighters” and keeping cows near humans habitat will help reduce crime and oh... reform convicts. (Wow! that's interesting).
I think Indian Armed Forces should consider to start a special contingent for the 'holy Indian crime fighting cows'. Also, who knows in future we may also hear about special division for cows under Crime Investigation Department and Central Bureau of Investigation.
Cows are so privileged that many people are now praying to God that in his next birth he wants to be a cow rather than a human being.
Besides milk and the other by-products, some enjoy drinking cow's piss for “health benefits”. A Hindu holy man stated: “Only two things are pure in this universe, in this world. One is the water from the Holy Ganges River and the other is urine from mother holy cow.”
The holy man must have forgotten that Ganga River is one of India’s most polluted rivers and cow’s piss or any piss is soluble toxic wastes. Anyway it’s too late I guess, since we have toothpaste, fairness cream, ointment to cure baldness etc made from cow’s urine.
And for the sake of information cows also gives us beef and leather. Period! (I hope Peta and RSS won’t send assassins after me for writing this).
Indeed it is one the most privileged domestic animals in India. A cow has more representatives than victims of various crimes. Also, it has the luxury to ignore traffic signals or cause traffic jams and still get away from the clutches of the law.
The right-wing Hindu organisation - Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), had even made claims that the “Indian cows” are “crime fighters” and keeping cows near humans habitat will help reduce crime and oh... reform convicts. (Wow! that's interesting).
I think Indian Armed Forces should consider to start a special contingent for the 'holy Indian crime fighting cows'. Also, who knows in future we may also hear about special division for cows under Crime Investigation Department and Central Bureau of Investigation.
Cows are so privileged that many people are now praying to God that in his next birth he wants to be a cow rather than a human being.
Besides milk and the other by-products, some enjoy drinking cow's piss for “health benefits”. A Hindu holy man stated: “Only two things are pure in this universe, in this world. One is the water from the Holy Ganges River and the other is urine from mother holy cow.”
The holy man must have forgotten that Ganga River is one of India’s most polluted rivers and cow’s piss or any piss is soluble toxic wastes. Anyway it’s too late I guess, since we have toothpaste, fairness cream, ointment to cure baldness etc made from cow’s urine.
And for the sake of information cows also gives us beef and leather. Period! (I hope Peta and RSS won’t send assassins after me for writing this).
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